Some Laws of Lawlessness...

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.Kovac's Conundrum:When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.Cannon's Karmic Law:If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire...( have ur next excuse ready!!!)O'brien's Variation Law:If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move fasterthan the one you are in now. ( trust me, this is it....!!! Any doubts, just stand in the q @ railway ticket counters... you'll never disagree..)BELL'S THEOREMWhen the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERSThe probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are withsomeone you don't want to be seen with.( Must have happened a zillion times, what say??? :D )WILLOUGHBY'S LAWWhen you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICSThe severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.BREDA'S RULEAt any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. OWEN'S LAWAs soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask youto do something which will last until the coffee is cold. (how often!!!!! )You have more to add??? Disagree?? your opinions - MSG or in RYZE LINGO - please sign my guestbook!!!